What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 07:58

You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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A View to a Kill
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Et distinctio voluptatem magni repudiandae.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
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Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…